Silicon Valley, CA- Disturbing developments coming out of Silicon Valley this week as reports that some rogue AI developers have left Silicon Valley with technology that could wipe out the human race.
Some extremist AI developers that have not been named did not show up for work last week and were reported missing and endangered. However, after further investigation it was discovered that they had taken loads of data from the AI company they worked for before disappearing.
“They left behind encrypted software that explained their plan,” said FBI Investigator Mark Borland, “And it took us the last week to decode the encrypted details of their plan.” The FBI was brought in when it was discovered that the developers had malicious intentions. “These guys are very intelligent and have deep knowledge of how AI works,” Borland explained.
He went on to explain that their extremist agenda detailed in the encrypted messages included plans to create an army of AI bots very similar to those in the movie Terminator 2, however, they were going to design them to replicate their “hero,” Greta Thunberg. “They explained in their message that they were inspired to ‘exterminate the human race’ that is ‘destroying the earth’,” Borland said, “And they were so inspired by Thunberg that they are developing bots that look just like her.”
Borland went on to explain that they were unaware of the whereabouts of these individuals but would work around the clock to hunt them down. Keep it here with The Offended American for all of you Thunberg updates.
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